I suppose you were expecting videos or links to actual guitar playing here. Nope, I'll spare you that. I've been playing guitar regularly since I was about 19, which generally means that I should probably be much better at it by now than I am. I'd put my skill level somewhere in the neighborhood of "spectacularly okay". I own several cheap guitars, and one really nice one: a 2001 Gibson ES 135, named Ivan. (or when I'm the one playing it, perhaps, Ivan the Terrible?) Ivan is named after a long lost friend's old truck (primarily because I'm easily amused). Mostly I play blues and rock styles (like 96% of all amateur guitar players).
An old picture of me playing an E5 chord on Ivan.
Oh, well, okay if you really must, here's one “song” thrown together one Sunday evening and one moody piece conjured by memories of Seattle. (Just remember, you brought this on yourself!)